19

Feb

My google trends splogger experiment was a spectacular failure

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Well, my post the other day where I dropped a hundred keywords from google trends in the post was, by any quantifiable measure, a spectacular failure, not gaining a single trackback link.

I think I need to do some more research to try to find keywords that sploggers are targeting before the next phase of the experiment.

Actually, to say the experiment was a complete failure would be selling myself short….

I now rank number one in Google for the term “Asian dudes gettin freaky“!

w00t!

19

Feb

New competition meta keyword grabber

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I’ve added a new tool to the tools section here at Pimp My Pagerank, it’s a meta keyword grabber.

Before anybody says that meta keywords are useless. I agree …. to a point.

You’re right, meta keywords make no difference to how search engines rank pages for a given keyword, but it’s a fact of life that many webmasters still use them.

So whilst knowing what meta keywords our competitors are using won’t help us rank for a given keyword, what it does do is give us a bit of an insight into the keywords they are targeting.

So use it, or not. It’s the Pimp My Pagerank meta keyword grabber.

15

Feb

What can we learn from Asian dudes gettin freaky?

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My last post about Asian dudes gettin’ freaky produced an odd result. I actually garnered a few splogger backlinks from splogs scraping content related to Jennifer Lopez.

So in the spirit of research that lives within this blog, I thought I’d throw a hundred or so keywords from google trends into a post, and see how many trackbacks I got from by friends the sploggers.

I’ve used the trends from today, as the indication in some of the forums I read, sploggers are actually scraping the google trends results and creating automated blogs in real time.

Here’tis, let’s see how we go:

northern illinois university
2. niu
3. niu shooting
4. leon czolgosz
5. deerstalker
6. kishwaukee community hospital
7. richard lewis
8. mrn radio
9. illinois shooting
10. rob reiner
11. dekalb il
12. nascar radio
13. hydrazine
14. jane fonda
15. david groh
16. valentine s day
17. speed channel
18. jane fonda today show
19. dekalb illinois
20. hallmark.com
21. daytona 500 lineup
22. free ecards
23. school shooting
24. gordie howe hat trick
25. someecards
26. hoops and yoyo
27. jordan school district
28. bernie ward
29. some ecards
30. hallmark e cards
31. jesse armstead
32. nascar.com
33. niu news
34. american greetings
35. myspace valentine comments
36. motor racing network
37. zach thomas
38. history of valentines day
39. northern star
40. dayspring
41. www.hallmark.com
42. myspace valentines day comments
43. northern shooting
44. niu.edu
45. bai ling
46. harriet quimby
47. standard missile 3
48. christie prody
49. net income tax liability
50. indiana jones trailer
51. valentine s day clip art
52. josh booty
53. valentines day comments
54. blue mountain cards
55. fanny brice
56. valentine word search
57. adam of life
58. hallmark ecard
59. naacp image awards
60. dekalb shooting
61. valentines day myspace graphics
62. free valentine e cards
63. college shooting
64. myspace valentines graphics
65. free valentines day ecards
66. nascar live
67. myspace valentines day graphics
68. happy valentines day comments
69. john testrake
70. gatorade duel
71. virginia tech shooting
72. my date with the presidents daughter
73. st. valentine
74. denzel whitaker
75. heart shaped pizza
76. stephanie mockler
77. rita g
78. dekalb daily chronicle
79. pat summerall
80. naacp awards
81. campus shooting
82. chicago news
83. njection
84. global poverty act
85. what did jane fonda say
86. niu victims
87. auction rate securities
88. happy valentines
89. meat cleaver
90. venereal disease
91. free online greeting cards
92. valentine s day word search
93. dayspring cards
94. piers morgan
95. dan parmenter
96. stuff white people like
97. school shootings
98. leonard nimoy
99. jimmy mccain
100. how to cook lobster tail
13

Feb

What is it with Asian dudes?

Posted by stuart as

A small sampling of the subjects of some of the spam to hit my inbox today:

  •  Part of photo with Rihanna and 4 Korean stallions
  • Pic up  mpeg4 of Rihanna with 6 Chinese lovers
  • Full mp3 with Christina Aguilera + 4 Chinese horse
  • Kick up mpeg4 of Jennifer Lopez with 4 chinese boys
  • Kick up pornos with Angelina Jolie + 6 korean guys

What is it with these asian dudes?

07

Feb

Happy Birthday to my Kidney!

Posted by stuart as link building

Exactly one year ago, to the hour, I was just coming out of surgery having been thecandle.jpg unexpected and grateful recipient of a desperately needed kidney transplant.

This new chance at life has meant an awful lot to me, my wife, and two wonderful boys. Not needing to go to dialysis four times a week, to have gigantic needles stuck in my arm and having to sit still for four hours while toxins were mechanically removed from my blood being not the least of them.

To my wonderful donor, whose decision to have their license stamped with the words “Organ Donor” has meant that my sons have a much greater chance of having a dad who lives long enough to watch them grow up, and my wife, less of a chance that she will be left to raise two sons on her own, words aren’t enough to express my gratitide.

To the family of my donor, my heart cries out for you in the darkeness of the grief that this anniversary of the passing of your loved one must bring. I know it will be little consolation to your grieving, but I want to thank you, not from myself, but from my sons, and my wife, for allowing their daddy and husband to be there when they need him now, and into the future.

Sincerely, I wish I was eloquent enough to express my thanks, but I’m not, so once again, if you’re up there keeping an eye on all the people who were lucky enough to be the beneficiaries of your amazingly generous act, this humble blogger says thankyou.