OZCode - an extension to lolcode?

Posted by stuart as

The original lolcode script:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE “LOLCATS.TXT”?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE “ERROR!”
KTHXBYE

Now for the OZCode version:

G’DAY MATE
GIVE US A CRACK AT STDIO WILL YER?
WHILE YER THERE, FLIP  THE LID ON  “LOLCATS.TXT” CAN YER?
CHEERS MATE
LET’S HAVE A GANDER AT THAT FILE WILL WE?
FUGGIT, SUMMIN’ BROKE!
CHUCK UP ON THE SCREEN: “YOU BROKE SOME SHIT, I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULDN’T BUGGER AROUND WITH IT!”
QUITTIN TIME - BEER ME!

How might this script be written in other parts of the world?